If you are a beer lover, you know that having a cold one at the end of the day is the best way to relax and enjoy life.
But what if you could also be inspired by some of the funniest and most interesting beer quotes from other beer lovers? Read on to find out what your favorite beer quotes is!
Best Beer Quotes
1. “They who drink beer will think beer.” — Washington Irving
2. “Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” — Kinky Friedman
3. “There’s nothing better than a cold beer.” — Kelvin Fletcher
4. “Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.” — Jack Nicholson
5. “I like whiskey and I like vodka, too. And beer.” — Morgan Wallen
6. “Give me a woman who loves beer, and I will conquer the world.” — Kaiser Wilhelm
7. “There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others.” — Billy Carter
8. “Milk is for babies. When you grow up, you have to drink beer.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger
9. “I’m not an alcohol drinker. Instead of the real beer, I go with root beer.” — Tony Finau
10. “Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.” — Don Marquis
Inspirational Beer Quotes
11. “He was a wise man who invented beer.” — Unknown
12. “Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
13. “You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.” — Anthony Kiedis
14. “I have always wanted to open up a brewery slash goat farm. Brew some beer, make some goat cheese, but that’s kinda dreamy.” — Adam Lamberg
15. “In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer – the wealth, prestige, and grandeur that went with the power.” — A. J. P. Taylor
16. “Europeans are much more serious than we are in America because they think that a good place to discuss intellectual matters is a beer party.” — Richard P. Feynman
17. “Life isn’t all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman’s education.” — Thomas Hughes
18. “Bruges is a beautiful medieval city almost untouched by time. If you like jazz, you will be well catered for. If you like chocolate and beer, you will be in heaven.” — James Frain
19. “Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” — Dave Barry
20. “I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven’t had a drink now in 12 years.” — Samuel L. Jackson